Yesterday, I was walking home from a friend's house, when I noticed that a woman was pulling up next to me, and he rolled down his window and said "Hey kid, it's cold outside, do you want a ride back to your house"
Normally, I would've said no, however, I knew that I could overpower the woman if she tried to do anything bad. So, I opened the door and sat down in the seat. I told her my address and he started driving towards it.
We sat in silence for about 5 minutes when the woman, who we'll call "Paula" said "Heh, you know what the ironic part is?" I looked at her, a bit confused and said "Excuse me?" Paula said "I used to drive a cab in New York" I said "Wow, that's really interesting" Paula then told me a story about the time when she was robbed during one of her rides.
"And the weird part is, he's in here with us, right now" and I looked behind me and saw a full body bag behind us. I stayed quiet the rest of the ride there. Paula said "Okay we're here" and I said "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.